the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i drank out of a bidet.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
