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(505): View more from New Mexico

Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Dude, I think my check liver light just came on

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(630): View more from Illinois

don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here

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(210): View more from Texas

If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.

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(904): View more from Florida

he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"

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(903): View more from Texas

I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house

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(206): View more from Washington

So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!

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