CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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