well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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