Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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