sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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