So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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