you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I've blown a few things in my day
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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