So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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