if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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