Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
