He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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