Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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