I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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