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The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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