i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Someone stole a lamp last night.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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