He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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