He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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