I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She's JV to your varsity
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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