is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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