I heard we made out
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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