Don't you send me to vm
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
