We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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