the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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