ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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