When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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