You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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