i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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