you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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