i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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