Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I love you. Go after that dick
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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