I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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