Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You brought string cheese to the strip club
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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