He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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