So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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