grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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