..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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