i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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