Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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