Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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