So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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