my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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