she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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