I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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