Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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