Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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