Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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