big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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