Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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