Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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