Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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