I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize