Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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