He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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