Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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