I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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