It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was like eating out sand paper
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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